Amendmeant

Barack Hussieninthemembrane Obama has been known to zig left when others zag not-communist. This is the story of one such zig. While scouring Google images for some scantily-clad truth, I found an image that accurately summarizes Obama’s need to attempt to fix something that isn’t broken. Behold the truth:

That’s right, Obama’s a Shadenfreudistic status-quo spoiler with nothing better to do than break epic combos. I’m not racist, I’m just a fan of feng shui (that’s that aesthetics-based positive energy flow thingy the Orientals invented, right?).