Amendmeant

My readers are taking freedom of speech to whole new levels when searching for my blog. “Satin manties” just scratched the search term surface of weird things people Google to find Amendmeant.com.

Here are 5 more weird search terms from just the last week:

1) “schwarzenegger’s sexuality”

Preposterous. Schwarzenegger supports gay rights, therefore his hetero-cred can’t be questioned. Everyone knows that only anti-gay rights politicians are guaranteed to be fruiting the loom. Isn’t that right, Roy Ashburn?

2) megan fox bink – Bink?

I don’t even want to know what this person was really searching for, but I’ll defend to the death his right to be pervy.

3) cause of man turning blue

Besides holding his breath? Let’s see…

- Watching too much Avatar

- Joining the Blue Man Group

- Holy Papa Smurf, there’s actually a dude that’s blue.


4) transformers 2 best picture

Obviously this was the best picture of 2009. What’s weird is that it didn’t even get a nomination. Keep fighting the good fight anonymous Goolger.

5) only billy mays speaks in all caps

What a bold statement. This term-searcher isn’t asking Google for results; no, he/she is telling Google what the results should be. Don’t even think about including Lil Jon, Google. Billy Mays has been speaking in caps since before Lil Jon busted any.