Out To Lunch Still

July 23, 2009

I’m on vacation, but the truth never rests. Here are some of the most truthiest lines I’ve ever finger-uttered.

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From Menocause – Shedding Light on the Illuminati (Part 1):

“If life has taught me anything, it’s that the simple explanation (while usually correct according to science and logic) is boring. I implore you, great men of causes: spread  communicable dis-ease far and wide.”

From Potent Quotables – Dire Warnings From Joe the Plumber:

“Joe the Plumber does not have a plumbing license. Jesus did not have a carpenter license.”

From Potent Quotables – Fox News Host Decries Interspecies Wedding

“Kilmeade is using Prejean as a politically (and artificially) enhanced sacrificial lamb. Sure, she looks like a pure, blonde Swede or Finn, but something tells me the carpet doesn’t match the confused and rambling drapes.”

Remember America: I will never stop sifting through the news with a fine-truth comb.

Categories: Out To Lunch

Out To Lunch

July 21, 2009

I’m on vacation, but the truth never rests. Here are some of the most truthiest lines I’ve ever finger-uttered.

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From Menocause – Go Green; Turn Blue:

“Exercising causes even more unnecessary CO2 to enter the atmosphere. So while you’re getting killer abs, the Earth is getting killer amounts of CO2.”

From Signs of the Apocalypse – The Emasculation Proclamation:

“It is self-evident that the Golden Age of America was during the industrial revolution. There was so much work available that even children got jobs. How cool is that?”

From What They Amendmeant – 5th Amendment:

“Terrorists are likely to hide behind the 5th Amendmeant under the Self-Incrimination provision – which is camel crap. Why do we need to prove anything? Here’s your proof: I’m terrified of them, so they’re terrorists.”

For these, and other truths, you’re welcome.

Categories: Out To Lunch