Fox News have proven once again they are the only news giant with the cajones to live up to their “fair and balanced” tagline – by balancing truth with lies.
That’s right, Fox finally brought free speech to journalism. Just as a great novel tells a far more poignant truth through imaginary events, so does Fox News. They’re basically the War and Peace of journalism (minus that extraneous “Peace” nonsense).
A Florida Appeals court ruled against fired journalist Jane Akre (lesbian baby-puncher), who alleged she “was pressured by Fox Television management and lawyers to air what she knew and documented to be false information.” And she didn’t even say thank you. Instead, she took Fox to court – all for showing her how to (ab)use her 1st Amendment rights.
Some argue that new organizations should be held to a stricter standard than the general public, and furthermore, as the so-called “4th branch of government,” that we can’t trust them to keep the politicians honest when blah, blah, blah… halfway through one of these rants I tend to practice my 1st Amendment right to zone out.
Fox and their lawyers realize that we must protect our right to free speech at ALL COSTS. Except of course the cost of possibly losing viewers in key demographics. One look at Fox’s ratings will tell you the viewers don’t lie… so Fox lies to the viewers.
Watch as I attempt to squeeze even more truth into some of the truest words of wisdom ever uttered. A challenge indeed. Send your Potent Quotes to amendmeant@gmail.com.
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Potent Quote:
“We keep marrying other species and other ethnics… The problem is the Swedes have pure genes. They marry other Swedes, that’s the rule. Finns marry other Finns; they have a pure society. In America we marry everybody. We will marry Italians and Irish.”
Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade, referring to a Scandinavian study that states that those that stay married fend off Alzheimer’s and dementia better than lonely divorcees… and why Americans don’t apply to this study.
Potent Analysis:
Brian Kilmeade points out the oft ignored second type of Opposite Marriage (the first of course being between a male and female). Obviously he’s drawing a connection between the two types of Opposite Marriage to make his point.
First, we have Opposite Marriage proponent and Miss California Carrie Prejean. Kilmeade realizes that Prejean’s views on marriage are sound, but at the same time uses her to prove his point that the Scandinavian study does not apply to Americans.
Prejean no doubt is showing early signs of dementia and Alzheimer’s. The first sign? Instead of laughing hysterically at the idea of Perez Hilton being famous, she actually answered his question as though it had anything to do with a beauty pageant. Just one listen to her inane ramblings immediately reminds me of my grandmother, God rest her soul, watching Murder, She Wrote while reminiscing about the Good Ol’ Days when she didn’t have to worry about voting because women couldn’t.
Kilmeade is using Prejean as a politically (and artificially) enhanced sacrificial lamb. Sure, she looks like a pure, blonde Swede or Finn, but something tells me the carpet doesn’t match the confused and rambling drapes.
I would go on, but seeing as I’m a Spanish/Welsh/Italian combo platter my mixed-up interspecies DNA fits together about as seamlessly as Legos and BRIO train track pieces, so I haven’t the faintest idea what my point was.
Potent Facts:
Apparently Swedes aren’t allowed to marry outside their own ethnicity/species/phylum.
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