Mein Kampf → The Health Care Bill
Written by Hitler →
Written by someone often compared to Hitler
Mein Kampf translates to My Struggle →
Considered Obama’s primary struggle
Despite strong opinions, no one has actually read it due to its tremendous length and tediousness →
ditto
Hitler originally wanted to call his book Four and a Half Years (of Fighting) Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice →
Has caused four and a half months of political lies, stupidity, and cowardice
Due to the German-to-English translation, some passages are interpreted incorrectly →
Due to the English-to-confirmation bias translation, some passages are never interpreted correctly
Without the extermination of the Jews, Hitler’s “struggle” is rendered useless →
Without the single payer/public option, Obama’s health care plan is rendered useless
→ Question: Are these merely coincidences, or does mentioning them together subconsciously connect the Health Care Bill to Nazi Germany in all future interactions?
→ Answer: HITLERACK OBADOLF
Bonus Striking Similarity:
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