Striking Similarities – The Health Care Bill vs Mein Kampf

August 25, 2009

Mein Kampf  → The Health Care Bill

Written by Hitler  →
Written by someone often compared to Hitler

Mein Kampf translates to My Struggle  →
Considered Obama’s primary struggle

Despite strong opinions, no one has actually read it due to its tremendous length and tediousness  →
ditto

Hitler originally wanted to call his book Four and a Half Years (of Fighting) Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice  →
Has caused four and a half months of political lies, stupidity, and cowardice

Due to the German-to-English translation, some passages are interpreted incorrectly  →
Due to the English-to-confirmation bias translation, some passages are never interpreted correctly

Without the extermination of the Jews, Hitler’s “struggle” is rendered useless  →
Without the single payer/public option, Obama’s health care plan is rendered useless

→ Question: Are these merely coincidences, or does mentioning them together subconsciously connect the Health Care Bill to Nazi Germany in all future interactions?

→ Answer: HITLERACK OBADOLF

Bonus Striking Similarity:

fabio

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Barney Frank Attacks Traditional Conservative Nazi Comparisons

August 20, 2009

Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) went on the offensive at a Massachusetts town hall meeting a few days ago, attacking conservatives for their constitutional right to compare everything they disagree with to Nazi Germany.

The more Obama changes, the more he remains a Nazi-Socialist-Fascist Kenyan.

The more Obama changes, the more he remains a Nazi-Socialist-Fascist Kenyan.

“On what planet do you spend most of your time?” Frank (obviously racist toward aliens) sputtered in response to Rachel Brown of the LaRouche Youth Movement. This after she smartly compared “Obama’s push for health-care reform to the policies of Nazi Germany while holding up a pamphlet depicting the president with a Hitler mustache.”

It’s a common liberal tactic: deny the classic, time-honored, 1st Amendment-humping right to evoke Hitler when logic just doesn’t cut the mustard (gas).

Meanwhile, Frank is acting downright fascist in his attempt to ethically cleanse dissenting opinions just because they’re outrageously hyperbolic, childishly disruptive, or based entirely on Glenn Beck quotes.

And how convenient is it that Frank happens to be Jewish, making it nearly impossible to attack him for his comments? Like Obama, Frank needs to provide proof that he is legit. I’d suggest finding a doctor to check to see if his “hedge” has been trimmed, but good luck finding an impartial doctor (i.e. non-Jewish).

Speaking of doctoring, I leave you with a quote from my source article – one that damns Frank most of all. You just have to be smart enough to read between the lines:

“Stand… with… the President… to look like Hitler and… increase health care to the Nazis.”

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Conspiracy Alert – Obama Hates Videogame Combos

July 28, 2009

Barack Hussieninthemembrane Obama has been known to zig left when others zag not-communist. This is the story of one such zig. While scouring Google images for some scantily-clad truth, I found an image that accurately summarizes Obama’s need to attempt to fix something that isn’t broken. Behold the truth:

obama-combo-breaker

That’s right, Obama’s a Shadenfreudistic status-quo spoiler with nothing better to do than break epic combos. I’m not racist, I’m just a fan of feng shui (that’s that aesthetics-based positive energy flow thingy the Orientals invented, right?).

Categories: Conspiracy Alerts

Potent Quotables – James Harrison on Flip-Flopping

May 28, 2009

Watch as I attempt to squeeze even more truth into some of the truest words of wisdom ever uttered. A challenge indeed. Send your Potent Quotes to amendmeant@gmail.com.

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Potent Quote:

James Harrison seen huffing unfiltered Truth during the Super Bowl.

James Harrison seen huffing unfiltered Truth during the Super Bowl.

“This is how I feel — if you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don’t win the Super Bowl. As far as I’m concerned, he [Obama] would’ve invited Arizona if they had won.”
- James Harrison, linebacker for the Super Bowl winning Pittsburgh Steelers

Potent Analysis:

Harrison’s statement – besides displaying a deltoid-firm grasp of logic – utilizes a simple, real-world metaphor to expose President Obama’s flip-flopping nature. Obama undoubtedly would’ve abandoned Harrison and his fellow Steelers had they not won the Super Bowl, just as Harrison ignored my interview requests once he found out I was not a reporter for ESPN.

Potent Facts:

Number of former Presidents with the first name…
Barack – 0
James – 6

Number of former Presidents with the last name…
Obama – 0
Harrison – 2

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